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GREG ODEN’S PENIS? YEP, WE FOUND IT
I spent the better part of my morning trolling the Series of Tubes trying to find a picture of a black man’s penis and I’m exhausted. How does your mother do it every night? But seriously, Greg Oden’s...
View Article‘SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE PENIS THING’
Quick follow-up to our Greg Oden post from yesterday: the Blazers big man came out and apologized for the pictures that made the rounds on the internet. The long and the short of it is that Oden took...
View ArticleSurgeons Sure Do Love Greg Oden
Sit down, hold on to your hat, and kiss your loved ones goodbye, because I’m about to blow your mother-fluffing mind – Greg Oden is out for the season. The Portland Trail Blazers center, who hasn’t...
View ArticleGreg Oden’s Life Must Be Tough
For once, dog not Photoshopped.The Portland Trail Blazers have offered always-injured center and former No. 1 draft pick Greg Oden a qualifying deal of $8.8 million to make him a restricted free agent,...
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Wild Card Wednesday: Kate Upton Took A Tour Of The New Madison Square Garden
I probably have a few million first world complaints that I keep to myself for the sake of not being struck by lightning, but if I had to throw one out there, I’d say that Kate Upton doesn’t Tweet...
View ArticleIs Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?
It’s not a good decade to be a Portland Trail Blazer apparently. First, former All-Star Brandon Roy, who was expected to simply be the team’s amnesty clause pick before he signed on elsewhere,...
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10 Athletes Who Would Have Been Greater If They Listened To Kenny F*cking Powers
Patrick Willis obviously listens to Kenny F*cking Powers.Kenny Powers isn’t perfect. I know, I spit out my Mountain Dew and bourbon when I wrote that, too. But it’s true. He’s a man who has made...
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ROFLMNBAO: The 2011-12 Season Awards Edition!
I took a couple weeks off from doing these here ROFLMNBAO posts for two reasons: 1) because the last two weeks of the season were soooooo boring and B) I forgot. But I figured what better time than now...
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15 Ironic T-Shirts The NBA Should Also Sell
When Orlando Magic and eventual Brooklyn Nets center Dwight Howard agreed to sign his one-year extension to “let the Magic try to keep him”, a lot of people were pissed off at Miami Heat guard Dwyane...
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Let’s Hope Greg Oden’s Half Brother Isn’t Completely Like Him
Joe Jones III is the son of a former college basketball player and half-brother of former NBA No. 1 draft pick and college star Greg Oden. He’s 6-foot-6 and wears a size 16 shoe, so naturally he’s...
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Of Course Greg Oden Had A Dunk On His Very First Play With The Miami Heat
Greg Oden smiling. Greg Oden hadn’t played in an NBA game since 2009 thanks to two very serious knee surgeries, so it made perfect sense that he signed with the Miami Heat, a team that would allow him...
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10 NBA Nickname Jerseys That You Probably Won’t See On The Court This Season
As we learned yesterday, the NBA’s marketing department has figured out another way to get men between the ages of 18 and 35 to shell out $100 or more for their favorite players’ jerseys by...
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Now Every Player On The Miami Heat Is WWE Champion And Greg Oden Is Better...
LeBrock? Remember last month when LeBron James decided he wanted a WWE Championship belt (a real one, not one of those dinky $300 replicas) and because he’s LeBron James, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had...
View ArticleNBA: ODEN STILL OLD, FRAIL
It happens every year. They start playing NBA games again, three days after the last goddamn season ended, and I look up and say, “Good Lord, they’re playing basketball again?! Jesus.” Not a lot of...
View ArticleGREG ODEN'S PENIS? YEP, WE FOUND IT
I spent the better part of my morning trolling the Series of Tubes trying to find a picture of a black man’s penis and I’m exhausted. How does your mother do it every night? But seriously, Greg Oden’s...
View Article'SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE PENIS THING'
Quick follow-up to our Greg Oden post from yesterday: the Blazers big man came out and apologized for the pictures that made the rounds on the internet. The long and the short of it is that Oden took...
View ArticleSurgeons Sure Do Love Greg Oden
Sit down, hold on to your hat, and kiss your loved ones goodbye, because I’m about to blow your mother-fluffing mind – Greg Oden is out for the season. The Portland Trail Blazers center, who hasn’t...
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Shane Battier Made Actual Heatles Posters That People Can Buy For Charity
Via Twitter Through their Take Charge foundation, Miami Heat forward Shane Battier and his wife, Heidi, help at-risk high school students fulfill their dreams of a secondary education by providing more...
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It Just Got Incredibly Easy to Tell Congress That SOPA Sucks [Gizmodo] Donald Glover Tells Marc Maron That He Masturbates To Susan Sarandon [Uproxx] Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve...
View ArticleGreg Oden’s Health Prohibits Him From Getting Knee Surgery
Fairly or not, the career of Greg Oden has been nothing short of a nightmare. Known more so for a body that has failed him on repeated occasions, more bad news is in store for the former #1 overall...
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